Abeg oh, don't get it twisted....Yesterday was Sunday, and in Church our Pastor said we should declare positive things....I just did oh.
So am believing an angel has carried my file to God's table...am awaiting my own Porsche soon...yeeppppeee.

But seriously, looking at this Porsche at a close range, my guy there is nothing in it. Na just the regular Blackberry phone.

Ok...high performance and all that, but 350,000 Naira is equivalent to 19 years of uninterrupted pinging for 1500 monthly users. By then sef, bb fit no dey invoke again, so u fit keep the change.

Dem neva still cap us why the phone expensive, features am expecting are; in situation of robbery you get an instant alert saying "Thief people on the way, discharge sharp sharp". If I met babe with STD, i expect the phone to say "Bad blood sir, no near oh".

I expect a phone this expensive to block all village arrows "wireless otumogbo/jazz intercepted, OPTION: Delete from chest, or return back to sender".

Abeg, what are the features you expect from this Porsche? Make I forward am go their office.

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