Happy Valentine to all our readers, and we wish you the best of val day ever. For the babes that have bought boxers for their boyfriends and are expecting a blackberry phone in return, thunder go fire the underwear wey you hang for outside.

As for the love birds in the house, do have a lovely day. For those of us that have numerous lovers, dehn dehn dehn......you go lie full GP tank today.

If you don't have a val like me...nothing do you, Jesus is my Valentine, go to church and show some love. But my honest apology goes to my wife-to-be, for not meeting her yet and missing this years valentine. I hope to make it up to her. Kisses.....

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